Ice Scream Crew Socks

All right, you know we're going to say it: we all scream for ice cream. But what if the ice cream screams back at you? Or gasps in horror or cackles maniacally? Well, first you might want to check whether it's been spiked with something or expired like 666 years ago. If neither seems likely, the only remaining explanation is that it's possessed. I know possessed ice cream probably isn't something you ever thought you'd have to deal with, but don't worry, it can't hurt you beyond the occasional brain freeze. Just don't eat it too fast and try not to look directly at it. And don't listen to anything it says because it's totally lying about who took the last popsicle, I swear.