Retro Christmas Tree PRE-ORDER

🎄 "Checkmate, Basic Holiday Cups!" 🎄

This isn't your grandma's holiday drinkware... well, actually it KIND OF is, and that's exactly why it's so darn cool! Meet the tumbler that screams "I have impeccable vintage taste and excellent hydration habits."

With its retro black-and-white checkered design and artistic pine tree illustration, this 17oz beauty is giving serious "I shop at vintage stores and actually find cool stuff" energy. It's like someone took a 1950s diner, mixed it with a cozy cabin, and created the perfect drinking vessel.

✨ 17oz glass tumbler with more personality than your uncle at Christmas dinner

✨ Bamboo lid (because we're fancy AND environmentally conscious)

✨ Glass straw (no more paper straw meltdowns mid-sip)

✨ Straw cleaner (because nobody wants mystery gunk)

Perfect for sipping everything from morning coffee to evening hot toddies while looking like you stepped out of a holiday magazine. The checkered pattern is so timeless, it'll still be cool when your kids are rolling their eyes at YOUR fashion choices.

Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments from strangers and an irresistible urge to say "they don't make them like this anymore" while gesturing dramatically.

Perfect for: Vintage lovers, coffee snobs, people who use words like "aesthetic" unironically, Instagram influencers, and anyone who believes their drinkware should be as interesting as their personality!

Because life's too short for boring cups and too long for bad coffee! ☕