🐉 FANCY SCHMANCY CHINOISERIE COASTERS | BECAUSE YOUR TABLE DESERVES BETTER THAN A WATER RING
Oh, hello there, sophisticated soul! Looking to give your drinks a more elegant place to rest their weary bottoms? Our blue and white Chinoiserie coasters are here to rescue your furniture from those embarrassing drink circles while serving major "I have my life together" vibes.
✨ EIGHT DESIGNS THAT SCREAM "I WATCH BRIDGERTON & SIP TEA PROPERLY
- Classic Floral (Peonies that never need watering)
- Ginger Jar (No actual ginger included)
- Pagoda Scene (Cheaper than a trip to Asia)
- Bird & Branch (For when you're feeling tweet)
- Scenic Toile (Like a vacation for your drink)
- Loyal Companion (The only dog that won't beg for your drink)
- Garden Pattern (Zero maintenance required)
- Blue Peony (Because one floral pattern wasn't fancy enough)
🏮 FANCY FEATURES THAT MAKE THESE WORTH EVERY PENNY
- 4" diameter of pure sophistication
- Cork-backed (because scratched furniture is so last dynasty)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (we're fancy, not high maintenance)
- Premium ceramic (like your grandmother's china, but you can actually use these)
- Mix & match (because matchy-matchy is for amateurs)
- Perfect for gifting (or keeping, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR
- Impressing your mother-in-law
- Making your Target furniture look Pottery Barn expensive
- Pretending you're part of the royal family
- Actually protecting your surfaces like a responsible adult
- Adding some "je ne sais quoi" to your Tuesday night wine
- Making your friends think you've got your life together
- Coastal grandmother aesthetic without the coastal grandmother budget
WARNING: Side effects may include
- Sudden urges to host tea parties
- Spontaneous pinky-raising while drinking
- Uncontrollable desire to collect more blue and white things
- Referring to your home as your "estate"
- Speaking with a vaguely British accent
DETAILS:
- 4" Ceramic Coasters
- Double as decor
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Dishwasher safe (yes, really!)
- Cork Back to prevent scratching
- Each coaster comes in a brown square display box
- UV Printing (NOT Vinyl) which makes it permanent
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Wipe clean with a cloth (or delegate to your butler)
- Stack carefully (they're elegant, not indestructible)
- Keep away from children who think they're fancy frisbees
*Not responsible for any sudden desires to redecorate your entire home in blue and white or spontaneous purchases of ginger jars.
