Cooking Apron: Pork Roast

A black apron featuring an embroidered design on the front. The words Pork Roast accompany a pig, spit-roasted over an open flame while wearing a badge and a hat. God I love a good barbecue. You know a lot of cops are actually members of KKK chapters, biker gangs, and other organizations that actively seek to prop up white supremacy- not just doing it as a byproduct of a fucked up system? Like, they become cops to help perpetuate their own ideology and get access to minorities they can brutalize. Also, 40% beat their spouses and abuse their kids. That's the 40% we know about. Some of those who work forces, are the same that burn crosses.

Thanks to this embroidered apron you don't have to worry about keeping your clothes clean when cooking- especially since it comes with something dirty already on it! The neck loop and long ties ensure one size will fit most people. The two front pockets are extra handy whenever you're feeling like playing a game of pocket pool or you need a place to stuff your secret sauce. With the quality embroidery on the front of it, you're sure to draw some attention at whatever cookout you unleash this hell upon.

• 70% polyester, 30% cotton
• Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²)
• Size: 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm)
• Adjustable neck loop and long ties
• Two front pockets
• Blank product sourced from China, original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn