Boho Griswold PRE-ORDER

Ah yes… the classic family Christmas experience—a little chaotic, slightly unhinged, but somehow still festive. “A little full… lotta sap… and a WHOLE lotta holiday chaos.”

This boho floral Griswold-inspired Christmas kitchen towel is for the ones who love a little humor with their holiday decor… because nothing says Christmas like questionable decisions and a tree tied to the roof.

Meet the kitchen towel that perfectly sums up your holiday season: chaotic, festive, and a little unhinged—but in a totally charming, boho-floral kind of way. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, featuring a vintage car mayhem, questionable tree-cutting instructions, and FREE squirrel with first purchase (just kidding... or are we?).

Soft, strong, and absorbent enough to mop up both spilled eggnog and the tears of a holiday meltdown. Covered in pinks, greens, and dusty reds, it gives off “boho woodland fever dream” with a side of Cousin Eddie.

May cause flashbacks to family road trips, overpacked cars, and “why did we think this was a good idea?” moments.

Perfect for

• Holiday Movie marathons
• Wiping off 'a little sap'
• Making your kitchen the hippest, happiest, most dysfunctional Christmas zone on the block.
• Cute enough for your aesthetic & funny enough to make your guests laugh
• Real enough to feel personally attacked